windsong27:
One of the members of the girl scout scavenger hunt team rejoices when she finds a burnt marshmallow. Only 9 more items to go.
keyz88:
Your girlfriend says the urine stain on the toilet signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
keyz88:
"Barney" in the Matrix combat simulation... I like the way you think, Morphius...
mikerafone:
Nurse Ratchet couldn't hold her smile more than 2 seconds without her neck seizing up.
bluedreams:
oO Hmm, let's see, continue riding around with dad to all the major league ballparks, or go to New Orleans and become a hooker?... That's a tough one...
windsong27:
Muldur, that's disgusting!
vendo:
"Yes sir... your IQ IS double that of your wife's... however..."
Xengal:
Dating for dummies. Tip #54 -When trying to impress your date, it's never a good idea try to do so with your recall of how to play peek-a-boo.
windsong27:
I must say this is an unusual job interview. I've never been asked to wear a black halter top and no panties.
adamient:
Get some today!
cyberpsycho:
This is Roberta Lickasnatchie, reporting live from the Gay Pride outdoor festival...
posthumous:
I don't think you can get anymore torsos into the trunk, honey.
freezer2:
Picture yourself on a boat on a river... or sitting on this marmalade sofa with me... sleep, sleep, everybody sleep
Zonk:
"You know, the good thing about Nuclear winter... our summer air conditioning bill is WAY lower now..."
Datazoid1701:
In this Heat Generated Computer Composite you can see how Kennedy was actually jogging beside the car when the bullet from the grassy knoll hit him.
KIPPAGE:
"Ahhahaarrrrg! This chili is tooooo HOT!!!"
posthumous:
Pat Robertson before makeup
DrDemento:
Call the Sandmen, the peach on the right's reached the age of Carusel.