Amon:
Now Shiva would be great at capping!
windsong27:
The original pilot for Starsky & Hutch did not receive rave reviews from the test audience.
blitzkrieg1701:
The cheerleaders shows the heads of the two decapitated players to the crowd
Johnny_Ringo:
Jeffrey Dahlmer developed his taste for fresh meat as a child. Meanwhile, his father wonders where his other kids are.
windsong27:
Great tuna-fish sandwiches, dad! "Yes honey they are very good. By the way do you know what happened to that opened can of cat food in the refrigerator?"
TyranosaurisRex:
"So, do you think I fucked up using the "f" word yesterday?" "Nah, there's lots of fuckheads out there that'll still vote for ya, ya fucker."
JurassicPork:
Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones?
windsong27:
OK, 14th century Ming vase & an autograph picture of Confucious. That's be $3.29. Will that be cash or charge?
Yeerkkiller:
Ernest Borgnine is - Dennis the Menace!
bugwber:
Your Third-Most Favorite Muppet now has his own retail outlet!
windsong27:
Video problems plaguing your computer?
Amon:
Joe Cartoon finally crossed the line with their "Kermit The Frog In A Blender."
windsong27:
Yes, I can hold, but not for long. Your instructions should have told me to not plug the electric knife in while examining the sharpness of the blades.
holenozone:
"I, Oven Mitt, reluctantly endorse Howard Dean as the Democratic Presidential Canidate."
holenozone:
"Hmm... My Indian tracking skills tell me that Michael Jackson and his little monkey Bubbles have been here."
genetic_mistake:
The 'B-movie crappy production quality and poor storyboarding' seal of approval.
Stranger_X:
"This is Ar'nald! Come see my moovie... T3 on Ice! Or I will go into Red Heat and get Commando on your ass!"
slow_diver:
The Sears and Roebuck power dildo... finally.