Amon:
"I call it *The Electrical Device That Men Can Use To Remove The Facial Hair From Their Face Machine*. Whatt a ya think?" "How about *electric shaver*?"
Amon:
"Hey Mom! I got Tinkerbell in my hands!" "Well, go wash them before supper."
Amon:
I don't know. Something about those McNuggets doesn't look right.
ericb321:
...and S is for Shirley who drowned in the sink.
Tin_God:
"I think my windshield needs a popup blocker."
Amon:
"You know, they're called *bumper stickers* for a reason, Steve." "I know that, Mr. Smarty-McFarty! I ran out of room. OK?"
TheRatfink:
"I used to use that other shampoo that gave an explosive orgasm when using it, but with Dove it's more gentle, like a heavy petting session."
TVRYAN:
Oxiclean doesn't only clean my counters. It also helps me clean my intestinal tubing, in case I am feeling constipation, like I am now.
TVRYAN:
Mommy knows what little Johnny likes.
ericb321:
Tom Crui hasn't had such a successful film since Mission Impossi -- his first success in the wake the disaster, Cocktai
TVRYAN:
I'll just slip these into her icecream I'm going to feed her... and the fun shall begin.
TVRYAN:
...because now isn't the time to be playing with yourself.
TessToster1:
Watch out, Bob... that world wide web can be a bit tricky sometimes.
TessToster1:
"Here's all the Trek movie scripts volunteered by the fans out there. We didn't choose any of them so untalented writers could be paid. Ain't unions great?"
MWT77:
Angels and Elves in a minivan!!! How did they know about my fetish!?
MaxKeller:
A drunken Pete Townsend fights internet porn.
rmssw2:
Just about that time, Barbie showed up in her dream car.
bannerman:
Cute lil Antichrist, ain't he?