Kingswood:
"Well it started off this big....."
Zwiel17:
...and now back to 'Cooking with Casper'
Zwiel17:
So after removing the head and legs of your chihuahua, you're left with the tender meat. Serve with chips or Gerbil McNuggets! Bon Appetit!
foxmullder:
John realized he was gay after yelling "yippy" oner and over after finding all had shirts had been dry-cleaned
foxmullder:
Katie really enjoys watch home movies of herself. Odd, the only sound is moaning?
foxmullder:
A totaly new brand of condoms!
looseygooseyman:
"I know you're dissapointed, but all these 80s HUD houses are pretty much the same."
MaxKeller:
1.This guy is WAY too into pizza. 2."So ya see, hu huh, when I take this over to my friends house, It'll be delivery; AND DiGiorno! hehehhe..."
KIPPAGE:
Murphys Law states that a $10,000 server will blow first to protect a 75 cent fuse!
Sociotard:
I think I'm begining to understand what bull's feel when they see red objects (and why).
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
A dynamic product of corporate synergy between Absolut Vodka and Vidal Sassoon
Steerpike:
I just found another anagram! Nab Solo! Wow, Jabba the Hut is really using some unorthodox methods of getting his bounties out these days.
gleeb:
Ab-Solon, for rock hard muscles the Athenian way!
talktothehawk:
Power corrupts, and absolon power corrupts absolonly
fyrehydrant:
Man any second now she's gonna bust out the herbal essences and turn this thing into a dirty video...
fyrehydrant:
Aw, crap. See previous... and don't look at this one any longer...
fyrehydrant:
Tonight on Monday Night Football: The NFL's top players go head-to-head against their own doppelgangers in the first annual Clone Bowl I!!
PopArena2:
Your standard hotel mattress...