Jayati:
Tonight on Spinger - Short women in bad wigs and the men who love them.
joeylovebug:
Hey Dad... What's the NAMBLA home page?
joeylovebug:
Kobe Bryant? That's my boy!
brodanrants37:
On 111 Branch Street, located next to Honest John's Used Cars
BoyHowdy:
Five identical clones, and all of them are playing with themselves
brodanrants37:
The one and only soulution to groundhog problems.
Impugn:
Let Your Soul Glow, my ass! You should see what this crap does to my pillowcases!
muteant:
This antique doll is going to require some restoration.
Impugn:
Mount Rushmore... much better viewed from afar. Who knew Lincoln's acne was this bad?
thefifthbot:
Sue really really wanted a woodchuck. How could I say no?
thirdgen:
Enjoy the Parthenon whilst rubbing your ass on this odd little gadget
cappin_kirk:
CALLING BATGIRL. CALLING BATGIRL. Could you do an appearance at the mall at 11:30?
STAR_GATE:
Don't worry, you'll be able to buy 40 of these at yard sales in your neighborhood in a few months
Amon:
Rumor was that he had killed himself years ago, as he hadn't been seen in ages. But tonight, he's back, and ONLY on FOX! Suicide Squirrel!
SnoopDogg:
My ex-husband finally told me. He hates pin
SnoopDogg:
Radar O'Reilly sings Mel Torme's greatest hits
SnoopDogg:
If I could reach out there and bitch-slap you and force you to buy this product, believe me, I wouldn't hesitate to do it!!!
Jayati:
The latest piece of revolutionary earth technology to go into the SG1 off-world-trade grab bag - the Apple Ipod