Fliegenmaus:
She's just searching for her DIGNITY!
Lalladil:
Um... well... [Gay Porn reference here]
Fliegenmaus:
The next arm wrestling match seems a BIT one sided.
KIPPAGE:
"Hi, I'm one of the helpful handy geeks you'll meet at the Home Depot!"
iCrash20:
(guy is thinking) "Say, Joe's got visible pantylines."
Loodvig:
"ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!!!"
iCrash20:
Mom, is it ok if I shoot up too?
iCrash20:
The new Cleo phone sex line just 80 cents a day! ALRIGHT!
Indomitus:
OR "Hurry, Call the Plumber Before the Cat Drowns!"
Splarka:
What do making love in a canoe, and American beer have in common? Both are Fucking close to water!
Dante83:
Just strap these electrodes to your head 3 times a week for a series of painful electromagnentic shocks sure to melt the extra pounds away!
Enapov:
It's not porn... Um, it's for health class... Yeah, I'm doing a report on human reproduction...
Enapov:
Is he or isn't he? Only his hairdresser knows for sure...
NurseNoir:
Conjoined twins of different generations... now THAT'S unusual!
Tsunade:
"But Officer, the speed limit sign said 85" "Miss, that was not the speed limit sign, but the Interstate Number."
gleeb:
Ewwww! Next time, use a tissue.
AMCrulz:
Was that double nagative really necessary?
Cam_Girl:
I think this is a comercial for that "adopt a prostitute..."