Saltydog:
...everyone survived except, tragically, a little girl named Dorothy Gale. It spread her over half of Kansas.
BeeperMan:
Xtreme Tron!
Billy_Zoom:
Apparently, Bob's air filter from his '61 Chevy doubles as a slide projector...
Johnnycamden:
It was a cold and dark night in Timbucktoo. It was a good thing Tom was wearing his blue maracan pullover; available sizes S,M,L,XL.
ROBOTCROWT:
There's enough crap listed on that screen to fertilize Nebraska.
tin_of_whoopass:
Wendy's advertising has gone straight downhill since Dave Thomas died.
HiFi_Dude:
Finally, backgammon makes it to the limelight.
HiFi_Dude:
It took years, but tick-tac-toe finally gets some recognition.
WitchofB3K:
Driver's Ed for the blind.
IClaydius:
Riverdance--for your Sony Playstation 2
IClaydius:
"I put the black brassiere over the udders, now get your butt over here."
doctorfink47:
Soda Machines: After Midnight.
hardrock:
What did one vending machine say to the other? "Here's a quarter, call someone who cares!" Pa Dump Pah, Rimshot.
Soozcat:
(Fine print: How's my vending? Email tech@www.scifi.com)
hardrock:
Woody, they dilapidated coffee vending machine, secretly envied Spiffy's bright, modern displays, today on "As the Coin Turns"
YingYang:
I enjoy the crunching. Especialy when she brings a friend...
tree_hugger:
they do WHAT to our quilts??
porpoise:
How'd my underwear get there? Oh, yeah. Gravity.