SirAuron12:
His "Chick Call" seems to be working.
Amon:
"Daddy, I found this under Suzie's bed. What is it?"
Amon:
No one noticed the stone carving of Nefertiti carved into the Egyptian landscape until a photo-journalist accidentally snapped this picture.
Amon:
Spoken like a true child of the 80's.
Greebo:
*Aussie accent* "Crikey... she's a beaut. Take ya in ta ya elbows she will."
Mr_Grant:
The last cocktail olive in the jar meets its end.
ivannabfree:
"I'm only going to ask one more time: where are you hiding my eyeballs?"
CrazedWeasel:
Ride the "Y"! "Y" Not? *Goes to shoot the advertiser*
Servo82684:
When you join the Time Warner cult you'll be guranteed your first month of Sacrifices for free!
butteredtoast:
Visit sunny Bikini Island, that REALLY hot spot in the Pacific
anti_hero:
Pre-Ingestion Choke-Disorder: Don't let it happen to you
7dizbusters:
The $5,000 version of Men In Black II...
happy_fun_ball:
You're probably wondering where I am. Well, rest assured, by the time you play this tape, I will be long gone, and the cat will be long dead.
YetiMan:
The Dell guy comes to terms with the fact that he has reached maximum annoyance levels with the entire nation.
tinaw:
.oO Oh man, I wet the bed... What'll Amanda think? Oo.
Viagra:
Elian is so happy to be back in Cuba making shoes.
Purina_Hermit_Chow:
"Oh, wait a minute, this isn't Jesus. All this time I've had Carol Channing watching over me."
RadiatorLizard:
The kids are gonna love this! I've always wanted to give them something that would ruin their future chances of healthy relationships and mental health.