Twiliger:
And THAT'S the lamest vacation I ever took.
Twiliger:
Is this better or the one before?
Toob:
Aeryn Sun sells out
Toob:
If Marian Cunningham always looked that good, her husband Howard never would have beat her to death with the balpeen hammer from the hardware store.
rick12string:
The entire state of Alabama is drooling in front of their TVs right now...
rick12string:
Ahhh... this is my ultimate dream vision for the entire Middle East...
Tronoth:
Tonight! One night only! Barbara Streisand sings!
pyrajane:
Michael Jackson tries to convince Meryl Streep to give him a physical.
Indomitus:
The Hand of God. A tin can. But what does it MEAN?
Mercutio_Jones:
Hey, do you hear banjo music playing down the river?
21st_century:
Little Blue Planet: "Look, Mom & Dad -- your little blue planet is growing up! But -- I'll always be your Little blue planet! I love you both SO much!"
AceofSwrds:
Coming soon from the US Postal Service: The Women Who Have Dumped Mailmen collection
happy_fun_ball:
Wow. They can brag that some of their cars were driven. I have to buy one.
happy_fun_ball:
The mood was generally light that birthday, even though almost everyone had been wished into the cornfield.
happy_fun_ball:
Screaming ghosts, screaming ghosts! Every day it's screaming ghosts! Why can't I have any INTERESTING hallucinations?
Rasheed_Wallace:
Lucky Bastard!
Kosmo:
"Just put your dentures in here, Mr. Shatner, and we'll watch over them for you."
The_Big_Show316:
The Twilight Zone: Where cappers are the ones being watched and made fun of.