Amon:
PUMAT of Michael Ironside, Craig T. Nelson and Robocop (without the helmet on).
Amon:
Hello, Caller. Say, do you have any calamine lotion? I got mixed up in a nasty batch of poison ivy earlier today.
ZaphodBeeblebrox:
There was a crooked man, and he had a crooked stock portfolio...
TheDiva:
And get the Pepto Bismol. You're going to need it.
TheDiva:
Because four hours of TV a day just isn't enough.
TheDiva:
It's your patriotic duty to let us charge you outrageous interest!
pairaducks:
Hey! I thought I said no fucking onions!
pairaducks:
A robot with bad posture. That's EXACTLY what eveyone needs one of...
pairaducks:
Harry's hemoroid burst with horrific force, ending his struggle with the beast...
RedHawk32:
If this is the best picture from this movie, there's no way I'm seeing it!
Kosmo:
"Mom, the doctors say you have to go back inside and put on your normal clothes again."
The_Enigma:
Well, it's about damn time someone turned the channel.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"It's no secret Floyd, that miss Daisy ain't never had no one shake the paint off her walls like me."
TyranosaurisRex:
Now with corn and red dye #3. Amaze your friends with your BM's!!
lil_amish_boy:
Pup tents. All I see are pup tents.
Doc_Phibes:
*TWO* Viagra? Boy, *he's* gonna be "up" all night!
The_Seer:
Shannen Doherty as Laura Croft in the "Tomb Raider 3" video game.
zapboink:
Her puppet parents never told Sarah that she was adopted.