Janxau:
"Gilligan, the face lift looks... just great!"
GersonK:
I AM NOMAD
Hireling:
Now anorexics can poor our Vomit Flavo-Gravy on their food before they eat so it tastes the same going down as it will comming up.
darkchashy:
Bad driver or dentally insecure, you decide.
Generik:
So you tomatoes, you skirts, you frails just back off! Get me, sister?
Soozcat:
So, who is it this time? OJ? Mike Milken? Bill & Hil?
Hireling:
That's great honey. When you grow up you'll be able to bake cookies for your dumb jock, abusive boyfriend. What's that honey. No mommy's not crying.
Lalladil:
Fine, but it had better knock his snotty ass out for at least 12 hours… I haven't slept since he was born!"
amycamus:
"AHA! Then what's THIS?! Hmm? This nice Malaysian policeman will escort you to the flogging room. Welcome to Singapore."
Hireling:
Rather than voice his feelings to his girlfriend, Bob chose to spell out fuckingbitch during their weekly Scrabble game.
BoobaFetish:
"Wonder Twin Powers… Activate! Hey, where'd she go now?" .oO(probably another shoe sale at Macy's)
Amon:
"I see a Motel 6 off in the distance."
amycamus:
"Just keeping an eye on you kids to make sure you're not downloading porn. When you're done with that stupid caption thing, come downstairs for some cookies."
Generik:
I don't know... I think the new CBS logo is kind of creepy, myself.
Generik:
Iris was the best pupil in class. Oh, eye shouldn't be so cornea... fifty lashes for me!
ZaphodBeeblebrox:
Well, I may not know art, but I know what I like!
Mr_Grant:
Who's the cat who won't let you forget your change in the coin return slot? *Shaft* Damn straight.
Generik:
"I can see clearly now, my brain is gone." "I can see all the popsicles in my way."