Moatas:
"Oh man, when the brothers call you 'whitey', they ain't kidding, are they?"
redbaron1943:
See Tommy Lasorda, drunk as ever, next time on Real TV
redbaron1943:
Man, if your going to cough up blood,do it somewhere else. geezzz
BERETTAT:
What chu lookin' at mother fucker!
BERETTAT:
When no one is looking, the fecal droppings of the forest come alive and frolick through the trees.
BERETTAT:
How about a goodnight kiss baby? AHHHHHHHH!
Bright_Eyes:
The Afghan Air Force
The_Enigma:
Nightmares caused by too many Allegra commercials?
Amon:
That's right. Not ONE new car on our lot! We certify that they are all used. And if they're not, we drive 'em around for a while.
The_Enigma:
"Teacher! Teacher!! I gotta go to the little boy's room!"
Amon:
"Well, you said you wanted the biggest diamond I could afford!"
The_Enigma:
"Aghh... One of these days I'm going to invest in curtains."
The_Gray_Zombie:
I think Edgar's in there somewhere
Amon:
We at the Sci Fi Channel have decided that you've seen enough of Dr. Who. Here, start watching Predator now.
GlitterRock:
"Ever since I went on Prozac, I'm much calmer. SOUP FOR EVERYBODY!"
Amon:
"Hello? Hello? Any spooky vampires down here in this crypt?"
Amon:
Before the photographer could get the photo, a huge mob of fans attack The Beatles.
MSTieMuppet:
It's sad to think all the future will bring is x-ray showers...