MissFantastic:
Ewwww! Not only does that dog have a BAD case of rabies, but pinkeye too!
dharmabum:
And without the aid of a laser or opposable thumbs, Bruno brings down the UFO bareteethed!
Artistimo:
(failed Pickup line #24) Say, there's always room for jello, sweet thaaang
Santa_Austin:
"For doing this I get free hair implants? YES!"
mikelesq:
Coming to a venue near you this summer, it's 'M*A*SH* on Ice!'
Raven__:
One by one the fairies masturbate with my nose.
zombiewoof68:
He always resented his friends calling him "Spaz". At least when he wasn't convulsing or passing out.
gleeb:
Come on, I'll show you where cabbage ptch kids come from.
gleeb:
Our football team is winning! Good thing I brought my lucky head!
BERETTAT:
Timmy obviosly has only one thing on his mind.
scrappyJ:
Hmmm... Child slaves are just getting cheaper by the minute
slowdog:
the… horror, the… horror...
Daleman:
With our new 1.4 Gig processors our machines are capable of locking up at incredible speeds.
Amon:
Hmmm... Looks like that jelly-filled donut got away from you there, bud.
Amon:
Backwards bowling was a novel idea, but it just never caught on.
Amon:
"Looks like your low on acetylene, Grandma."
cajunmoose25:
Who's watching gay porn?
Beedo:
Cluadia Christian phone sex?! COOL!!!