Short_Round:
A good screen grab. A good screengrab! My KINGSFORD for a good screengrab!
downtownsprite:
And how are you, Jean-Phillipe? Am Bien, merci!
Short_Round:
House-training my dog. THAT'S what the journal can do for ME!
Short_Round:
"I love you, Deer."
partypooper:
"The best douche in town!"
amycamus:
Rejected advertising slogan: "Picking up where Yugo left off."
MrBoj:
"A wolverine has a hold of my nads!"
RodRocket:
"AAAAAAARGGHHHH! Who put the Mentholatum in my jock strap!?!"
psychomorph:
.oO That Bitch Julia Butterfly took the best branch space...
AustinThreeSixteen:
Mary Kate and Ashley discover how they feel about each other... NASTY!!
Short_Round:
We've got your strawberry, blueberry, raspberry and huckleberry.
RodRocket:
The Man Who Would Be Mel Gibson.
Short_Round:
Hey! Can't you read? Get your ass back in bed and stay asleep!
RodRocket:
o/` ...singular sensation, every little moves she makes.... o/`
Short_Round:
Joan Rivers and Cindy Williams try their hands at making a Battle-Bot.
Phanto5692:
You will hate John Edwards. You will hate John Edwards. You will hate John Edwards. You will hate John Edwards...
Short_Round:
If you take Centrum every day, you'll die eventually anyway. But we'll help you get rid of all that money.
Phanto5692:
Tilt down, tilt down!