CaptionFreak:
Miss Cleo's Free Tarot Card Readin'
Randal_Flagg:
Ride the new "Decapitator" at Worlds of Fun today!
CaptionFreak:
Tetris: The Movie
UnReality:
~o/ "I want a man with a slow ham. I need a lover with a loin of pork..." /o~
stareater:
Strange. Add an "M" and it's... ACME!
RodRocket:
The TARDIS is coming apart!
Randal_Flagg:
Buy emos in black clothes. It's our biggest sale of the year on them!
CaptionFreak:
Baskin Robbins' new Penis Pie!
ArchHallJr:
"Tastes just like my boyfriend!"
DrDemento:
Here at the Oregon Ranch, we take pride in the hunks of shit we produce.
Loodvig:
Buy new Chia Fro today!
MSTzilla:
Awww. Looks like this little fella is lost. Down in the corner with ya.
MSTzilla:
"Char-Broil brand condoms. No lubricant. Just pure rubber. You'll know she feels it when you smell smoke."
Randal_Flagg:
Kids keep eating Playdough, so they might as well make it taste great.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
...but don't get too curious about what your grocer keeps in his freezer if you know what's good for you, Chester!
beckett:
"Hey... Joey Heatherton's stuck in my lava lamp."
ArchHallJr:
Mrs. Grbac packs away her husband's jersey. He won't be needing it anymore.
Tombstone_Blues:
Specially designed to slide easily up your ass after you hit me in traffic while jabbering mindlessly on it.