teambanzai:
Or the delivery kid GETS IT!
obrien76:
Okay, Tink's all better now. You guys can stop clapping.
obrien76:
Time for the sexy news with Anita Goodlay.
Siiiigh4:
I AM YOUR SAVIOR! Anyone wanna come over to my place for some fish, bread, and wine? I made it all myself!
UnReality:
"The bad news is we're out of baby oil."
alexgariepy:
Damn Twix speed bumps!
stareater:
Prognosis for husband tonight: Not getting laid.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Everyone's so uptight nowadays, they're even coming down on Dick Van Dyke
Racerex:
Now, a person who hates going into warp-drive this much should lay off the interstellar travel.
alexgariepy:
Ah, sun, I laugh at thee! My hat shall overcome thy UV rays!
TheDiva:
White font on an off-white background. Someone needs to have a chat with the graphics people.
rickubis:
No, no. Go *inside* and take the orders. That's what the headset is for.
_Megatron_:
I want my Fudgie Wudgie ice cream.
YibbleGuy:
Spent from their night of sexual ecstasy, the tubes of Crest finally accepted their gayness.
girly_girl:
I saw it, but it was too blurry to read.
stareater:
I wish for some good programming.
enigk:
The end of Sonny Bono
krazykid:
"Smile, Goddammit." ... "Daddy, you're hurting me!" ... "I said smile!!"