Beedo:
So do Shih Tzus. What's your point?
Amon:
That sign kinda says it all, doesn't it?
TyranosaurisRex:
Perfect add. It's like there food drives right through your body without stopping
Beedo:
With this onion ring, I thee wed...
Klatuu:
And with this ring, I now pronounce you "Dude" and "Where's my Car"
porpoise:
*tweak* "Ouch"
YibbleGuy:
"When I was in the Israeli army, guys kept saying they loved to eat 'shiksa.' But no one would ever tell me how to make it..."
Humoriste:
Mom? What's a gui-llo-tine? *thwak!!!!!!*
Vicious:
"Dear Diary: Mommy punished me for playing with myself, so I showed her a thing or two about what a fist can do to a new car!"
Randal_Flagg:
Just realized that Mom and Dad still "do it"
Vicious:
How Principal Skinner bit the dust
GlitterRock:
Hm. Never capped boxing before.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
*would you more or less be likely to buy this brand of chips based on the following slogan: 'Crunchtastic'...*
GlitterRock:
The "Make 7-Up Yours" guy is haunted by soda cans wherever he goes.
Wish1827:
Walk towards the light, Carol Anne...
Randal_Flagg:
"Shave my heairline back a little more. My forehead isn't big enough."
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
The third hour of the staring contest: his eyes dried out and his mind dizzy from lack of oxygen, Dave swore he saw a hobbit riding a unicorn.
DrDemento:
"Don't my teeth look beautiful? I only brush with Sinisemen(TM)!"