Amon:
"See that lady? That's my grandma. I get to fire her sorry ass today. Life is sweet."
MrKitty:
Don't move and the girl don't get hurt.
YingYang:
"She's a Big Lesbian, Charlie Brown"
teambanzai:
EXTREME!!! Painting by numbers.
CaptCaption:
Please release us, lettuce go.
alexgariepy:
Welcome to Washington, Charlie Brown.
mistie406:
I can feel the lotion moisturizing!
alexgariepy:
Uh oh, the Black Scorpion's got an army of Alec Baldwins, ready to attack!
Generik:
"Man, can't you find SOMETHING else on? This show sucks!" "No, dude, check it out - I think they're gonna show her ass in just a minute!"
GlitterRock:
aka "Name Your Poison"
Amon:
"You want a FRY with that?"
gay_lisp_TM:
Christ--it's really hard capping with one hand
skorry:
"Yeah? Well same to you pal!!" (Department store rage is as bad as road rage)
gay_lisp_TM:
Surprisingly, it makes good pancake/waffle syrup"We haven't..."
Generik:
I've been saying that for years, and I always get in trouble with Republicans when I do.
IllegalityGirl:
Caught singing in the car... I do that every morning.
Amon:
Praise the Name of Jesus. Or rent Henry. Whichever trips your trigger.
Agent_Moldy:
"And if you call within the next 10 minutes, I'll throw in this video of me & Mary Ann doin' it -- for free!"