Generik:
Bovine spongiform encephalopathy is like a storm raging inside the heads of a whole herd of cows...
WaffleKing:
The last thing grandma ever saw
enigk:
"How the hell should *I* know what time it is?"
cambria36:
Ya want me to lift my hem to remind you why you married me?
cambria36:
He's wearin' a do-rag; she's wearin' a "don't" rag.
Beedo:
PUMAT between a Bengal Tiger, a Clouded Leopard, and a Persian.
amycamus:
Anemonae-cam
Amon:
"I like... I like Frosted Flakes."
anti_hero:
an aneyurisim?
amycamus:
"Well will ya look at this, Marge? The capper handle index shows a BUNCH of cappers with more than one handle! Thank God the NYT's on top of this..."
alexgariepy:
Sony execs respond to the Nintendo logo in customary fashion.
Short_Round:
"Yep. These are 100% guaranteed to be used cars. You won't find any new ones here! Nosiree-bob."
amycamus:
"My, my, aren't the moors beautiful. Oops. Left the Velveeta and Chicken-in-a-Biskit in the SUV. Here's the Pabst. God how I love visiting England!"
Short_Round:
"You know, on second thought I think the couch would look back over there. Put it back where you just moved it from, OK? OK."
aaabbbccc:
Even if she did get the car in the divorce... there's nothing she can do about the dead tuna smell
CrazedWeasel:
Well then LOCK them for crying out loud!!!
Captain_Spanky:
You know, I've never been able to watch The Invisible Man.
Short_Round:
mattress. No wonder it's green, limp and foul smelling.