JohnSteed:
Accountants beat the crap out of Jim Carrey?
Randal_Flagg:
Haggis.
UnclesDes:
The real reason he's always giggling: "Twenty bucks if you let me turn round, then do that..."
amycamus:
"Oh, and James! Could you fetch my pants?"
Randal_Flagg:
Oh my God... Are they showing a chain reaction of "Man from Atlantis"? NO!!!
JingleHo:
Al Gore stares out across DC. "You could'a been mine, damn it..." *chug* *HIC* "...Damn laws, and all."
RodRocket:
Oh, God! Not the Zapruder film AGAIN!!!
santamebabe:
Okie doke. Off to get my rubber mask and my spiked heels.
Randal_Flagg:
Oh. And the guy who came up with the name stutters, too.
O_Torgonebaum:
Can't really add anything to this one...
JohnSteed:
"Did we have off-screen chemistry? Well, we had a few laughs and a dinner here and there." *Other woman* .oO(God, she's got great tits...)
amycamus:
PRC authorities have just released a new, authorized image of Mao to replace the bloated, anti-capitalist, cultural reactionary image of before.
santamebabe:
Now in braille versions. (sorry.. tacky.)
Humoriste:
It's a big-ass way to treat your big-ass cold.
Randal_Flagg:
It's like "Sit & Spin", only different.
OccYuletide:
Unable to take appearing on "Star Trek: Voyager" any more, Robert Beltran set his phaser on kill.
Humoriste:
What happens when the ATM repair guys put the camera in the wrong place.
OccYuletide:
Now THIS is how you open an ad for condoms!