Sivle:
I hate these new rating systems. What the hell does 'SG1' mean? Is it like 'PG13'?
SuperGeko:
This one's coming in nicely, but that one is still too small...
Loodvig:
To show no hard feelings, Dubya send Al Gore a gift from FTD...
Mr_Grant:
Meetings really become dysfunctional once the whole staff has slept with each other.
ABServo:
We now return to "Peek-a-boo with Helen Hunt", already in progress!
Mr_Grant:
Voyeurism is a little difficult these days on the West Bank.
YingYang:
"What? Oh, that. It's half of Xena's breastplate. My ex-wife got the other half in the settlement..."
UnReality:
"I am a Jedi, like Foghorn Leghorn before me?"
HenryBemis:
Obi-wan's pissed that the Fox memo didn't think his sex scene was risque...
UnReality:
"Me, this is all I've got to work with, but I'm certain you can do better."
Meldrick:
"SO, you'll sing whenever I'm around, and yet you CLAM UP whenever other people are here. Perhaps there's something wrong with YOUR THROAT..."
Generik:
On calendars everywhere the middle of next month.
Xexus:
Alright Xena, we've seen enought photocopy's of your ass, now let some other girl use the Xerox for a while.
Amon_ster_A_GoGo:
Looks like the Cat in the Hat's hat has the runs...
SoundGuy4U:
*extends middle finger* "Ummm, 'Bambi'?"
Amon_ster_A_GoGo:
When deaf mutes in a hospital have to go to the bathroom.
Generik:
"Oooh... look! A bunny rabbit!" "No, actually it's Osiris, Egyptian deity from thousands of years ago." "Ooohh. Pretty."
Xexus:
"Ahh, here we are... Heterosexual Street."