GlitterRock:
Shania Twain? Sci-Fi? Frankly, I do *not* have a problem with that!
MasterTorgo:
IT STINKS!! (an obvious joke, sorry)
Poke_Amon:
Brad Pitt hides in Maximillian's kitchen.
Saltydog:
"Oh, my God! They DO hoot! Maybe that's why they call them that."
JohnSteed:
Due to some deal they made back when she was totally stoned, Satan comes to take her firstborn.
animebabe:
"In FOX news today.. Michael J Fox retired, and The Hound finally ratted his friend out to get more Alpo."
animebabe:
"Who wants to hear about the 8th Dwarf... Stamina?" "I do! I do!"
Poke_Amon:
"Can I take the business section, Dad?"
Andy1251:
"I read it for the articles!"
Vicious:
www.thanksforthewarning.com
gowest:
Stop that Grandma!
Torgone:
A year later, their returns were found
Loodvig:
...and with one mightly wave of his staff, Moses parted the sea of creamed corn.
cscott:
I will try to fly under my own power.
NumanEllium:
"Oh, glad you could come. I was just going over music for the LoveBoat remake. Listen: ~/The LB is a little ol' boat where, We can get together, LB, buey LB!\
Klatuu:
Well, we just wasted 2 million dollars. What are you doing with your money?
Klatuu:
And with the addition of "LEXX" and "Xena", SFC now fulfills their quota of X's in their winter lineup.
Klatuu:
The Cowardly Lion became brave. Perhaps too brave. He faced Medusa unprepared. I'm here to tell his story...