JenJinn:
And then the Care Bears saved the princess and everyone lived happily ever after.
BeelzeBemis:
Suddenly the Californis Raisins found themselves on the wrong end of Claymationtown...
Die_daho:
No... that's the statue of liberty... stupid advertisers.
cambria36:
Who ya callin' yella?
Farfegnoogan:
Try the Louie Anderson® combo meal, only 99 cents!
Nocturnal_Walker:
"On an unrelated note, if you find a finger in your sandwich, mail it to me..."
Nocturnal_Walker:
Nothing I hate more than someone whipping out their balls. THANK YOU!
Beedo:
First time I've ever seen that policy attached to a vibrator.
alexgariepy:
o/~ Bounce!... For my love... Bounce in!... o/~
Torghoul:
Complete with surly flight attendants and inedible food. Disgruntled passengers sold separately.
deedoop:
"Holy shit! The blinkin' blimey condom won't open!"
Indomitus:
Karaoke Night at Taco Bell? Could this be Heaven?
TreksterH:
Oh my gosh! I knew they were keeping Hitler alive!
Cackerot:
Bud... "Weis..." "Er..." (Oops, wrong commercial)
girly_girl:
"Do you think hed make a nice daddy, sweetheart? He drives a Lexus. Mommy likes him!"
Mr_Grant:
"Grrrr. The news. I can't look, I just CAN'T LOOK!"
girly_girl:
Connie Chung, Susan Anton and Larry Bud Melman in: "Subway Vigilantes"
girly_girl:
Battling to keep you from watching movies produced by Tristar Pictures.