SuzyCreamcheez:
Ironically, The Sizzler is holding a summer K-Mart sale.
Amon:
Eeek! It's a ghost!
SuzyCreamcheez:
Oh no, not another Barbra Streisand flick.
Chebwa:
"I am Sprite, and I have come to take over Sci-Fi with my refreshing lemon-lime taste!"
Batqueen:
Man, Picasso's gotten really off-the-wall lately. Moreso than usual.
easy_street:
So with either product you're getting rid of only 25% of the germs?
Soozcat:
We gots EXTRY LARGE rubbers just for you!
Mr13:
Only at CONDOMANIA
Propdude:
"Gone in 60 Seconds!"
Xebek:
Hehe... all those burger commercials that SFC runs must work
JohnSteed:
Was it "Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?" That IS a good question...
claimdude:
...suddenly, Walter Matthau realizes that he's been reincarnated...
Amon:
What do these mysterious crop circles mean?
IMissMST3K:
The last thing the loser of a Bull Riding Contest sees...
IMissMST3K:
.oO(oooooh, like, a quarter! Now I can, you know, make a call!!!)
JohnSteed:
He just has yacht parties on land to piss off his neighbors because he has a yacht.
Angel_Noir:
"Let's get business!" NEXT!
Angel_Noir:
Sure, life before capping was invented was harsh. But hey, at least the kid had a nice beaver shot to hang over the couch. That ought to keep him occupied.