RexKramer:
When Lorne Green is introduced with an Alpo atom, Richard Hatch will turn into Dirk Benedict, creating John Colicos as a by-product.
Xebek:
But other cartoons... they despise us!
Xebek:
That's only 1 cent per second!
Amon:
"Dad does what I tell him to do ever since I got this shotgun."
screaming_fist:
Lieutenant Whitebread tried the outdoors once, didn't like it.
Amon:
Now dammit, THAT's a sponge!
sabcat:
Eqipped with dual front-mounted flotation devices.
Xebek:
A tragic spearing by cheese-hunting pygmies.
spooky22:
Billy Bob will personally draw your blood!
Amon:
I wonder if she realizes that she's walking along Crystal Lake...
Amon:
*Press Here To Avoid*
Meldrick:
"Why is it every time I try to get a picture of a plane, it turns out to be just another UFO?"
Amon:
Little known fact: Santa originally used goats.
Xebek:
I demand some MST3K then, Sci Fi!
clover:
Niiiice bush. *rimshot*
JohnSteed:
The World Record of times a condom has been in action!
clover:
Aw, damnit! My maternal clock started! Sheesh!
Amon:
Mary Ann has finally lost it. "I'm gonna be the last survivor! And no one is gonna stop me!"