anti_hero:
Meanwhile, at the bottom of a birdcage...
schtubby:
Not many people know that HPNS stands for "Help! Programs Need Substance!"
flappersquirrel:
A quick message from Victoria's Little Sister's Secrets: It's never to young to start training them.
cambria36:
Pamela Lee will suck down ANYthing.
amycamus:
PUMAT between Brandon Frasier, Robin Williams, and Greg Brady.
warm_pepsi:
When you have to keep your fish inside a paint can... then and only then, can you say, "I've reached rock bottom."
Amon:
"They Nest: The Story of Women." Followed tomorrow by "We Hunt: The Story of Men."
Indomitus:
Never pick up hitchiking Jawbreakers.
treefrog:
See what happens when you leave two fuzzy dice in your car over the weekend?
Skull256:
Stars. Cue the stars. For God's sake, cue the stars! Jeez, how hard is it to punch some holes??
Saltydog:
...but gentle enough for elderly Italian ladies, too.
Amon:
Yep. It's another new holiday. It's USA Day.
Valshiro:
"Assimilate Me Elmo. Commercialization is Futile."
Amon:
Sadly, her career peaked with "Sliders."
Amon:
"Come on. Lets make a flying saucer. I saw how to do it on The Brady Bunch."
jsha33:
The Junior Spice Girls.
Xebek:
House train and educate your dog at the same time...
Amon:
Lou Christie must be somewhere nearby.