Torgone:
Yeth! I am No-Beard, the vithiouth pirate! Ar.
Sailor_Saturn:
I have very ugly lips... and great teeth... kiss me...
devildoll:
"Approaching Planet Crossword: Please bring two sharpened No. 2 pencils..."
Sailor_Saturn:
Commercials now have ratings? Damn
Agrijag:
C'mon, you guys! I can't wait to introduce you to my mom! Wow! My own invisible friends!
threeamigos:
The Tilex sneaks up on it's unsuspecting prey...
Brondar:
If you don't like what I buy, you do the f***in' shopping from now on, Dirtball!
Agent_Moldy:
Dis Advil bore you to tears.
EnochF:
We'll show you how.
Agent_Moldy:
"So call now, if you want to party like it's 1991!" Our shows are old, our commercials might as well be, too. This is Sci-Fi.
MarionneBlack:
How many of you sick puppies have GONE to www.vagisil.com? Huh? Well, you should. It's kinda cool.
Falcor2000:
Methinks a trap is being laid for our dear Professor Maximillion Arturo.
Wicker_Chair:
Damn dog pissed on the floor again
Mr_Grant:
The Where Are They Now Files Presents: Jane Badler.
EnochF:
"Julie, I want you for my wife." "Well, your wife can't have me..."
HRPuffenstuff:
Nice to see Dennis Rodman working again.
MarionneBlack:
Well, hell! Show me where ta sign!
Lykanthropus:
Kenneth Branagh IS Simon Le Bon in "Duran Duran, After the Tears"