"Commercials Page 56 (2000)"






Hippie:
"Two Whoppers go into the ring, only one comes out alive. Those are the rules of Thunderdome."


UnReality:
Next on Sightings: Haunted Perrenials and Annual Dopplegangers


Meldrick:
"This IS a medium." "No dear, a medium guides you through the spiritual world." .oO(Last time I date a Psychic Network chick.)


Amon_ster:
Egyptian Cappers are hard to understand sometimes.


JediClone:
I'll take Things Pat Buchannon Isn't for $500, Alex.


UnReality:
"Kiss me and I'll turn into the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, honest."


Hippie:
The Sci-Fi Channel ratings hit an all-time peak when THREE guys hit on it simultaneously, each flipping through to another show.


Amon_ster:
"Well, at least we know what the aliens want with this crop circle..."


Amon_ster:
Does anybody else see the Gerber Baby in this picture?


HanoverF:
As if our new banner didn't give you any indication... Sci-fi, we've got balls


Amon_ster:
Louie the Fence.


E_B_A:
The big thing with the teens these days? Red hot branding of the Public Enemy logo.


YibbleGuy:
If you see a film projector shooting fire, you are a frustrated filmmaker. If you see a hubcap and scrambled eggs, you like breakfast and cars. If you see...


Hireling:
.oO(There, that's the last of the cum stains. That's the last time I try to break the worlds biggest gang-bang record while my parents are away)


Hireling:
SCIENCE!!!


sxyredhead:
This is like that scene in Contact. Wait through the whole damn movie to see the alien and it's her damn father!


Cyberbeast:
www.hairclubformen.com


Soozcat:
Damn whippersnapper cappers! Back in my day we did captions for silent movies, and we LIKED it!"



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