PFGamI:
Darth Vader's car
FryGirl:
...but wear it UNDER your clothes or you'll get some really funny looks.
shanky:
"I feel like a diva when I read the newspaper."
JohnSteed:
"You put your arm around me, you gruesome nobody, and I'll papercut your a**!"
Sevengraff:
The address is CBS.
Randal_Flagg:
Remember: When you're swimming out in the ocean, beware the Portuguese Man O' War.
propdude40:
Where are you going this time Daddy? What's in the bag? Have you seen Mommy?
SpiffyGuy:
DANGER: Upchuck imminent. Stand back. Repeat, stand back.
Randal_Flagg:
And now the bacteria will display dancing in the 30's on the right, and dancing in the 90's on the left.
FryGirl:
"Dude, killer grill! Is it charcoal or propane?"
Digital_2k:
Yeah, that's what happens when you fall asleep on the Automatic Window up/down button.
Saltydog:
Yer armadillar's got a bad coolant leak.
sabcat:
The All Cheese Pizza! No sauce or even dough, just pure cheese!
utalkintome:
Pizza Hut's new 10,000 fat gram pizza for people that just don't give a damn anymore.
Randal_Flagg:
"Someday it'll be this big. Just like daddy."
NightTrain:
Disco is dead. Give it up!
lithium420:
New Crest Bodywash... Your not fully clean unless your crest fully clean. *Sparkle*
Steelhawk:
Must be an Osmond, her white smile is overloading the camera.