quickdraw:
"Oh my God! I'm a pin-headed, self indulgent Gen-Xer!"
JohnSteed:
Just let the Lexx probe fly through...
JohnSteed:
The Mighty Ducks 2000: Thankfully, the LAST of the millennial cash-ins...
Davon:
Vicious Sock Puppets: Tonight at 11.
Saltydog:
Microsoft brings you the world's first tap-dancing microchip.
Randal_Flagg:
If only Snow White would have taken this precaution, she never would have fallen under the evil witch's spell.
MrKite:
The Brave Little Toaster takes the brown acid
Steelhawk:
Grandpa walks so slowly, the pop prices went up 3 times before he got to the machines.
Saltydog:
"Oh, for dumb! E equals M C Hammer! Why didn't I see it before?"
propdude40:
Time laps photo of milk turning to cheese...
Randal_Flagg:
I shouldn't have drank the CHOCOLATE milk...
Saltydog:
Poppies! They'll make them sleep! Poppies... poppies...
Steelhawk:
"Poppies. That will make her sleep. Poppies."
TVGM3000:
See that crow? Watch me flatten it in 2.5 seconds!
Saltydog:
"Hi. I like to screw truck drivers. Do you have any in this town?" "MISS!" "MISS!" "HEY, MISS!"
Randal_Flagg:
*whispering* "No, I pressed 1-800-CALL-ATT."
lithium420:
ATT GUY: You f#ckin dialed zero? Ooooooo... thats gonna cost you!!! *Pulls out the 9mm* ...F#ck Sprint!!!
soth:
Damn, I hate it when the voices in my head fight...