144b:
It says, PULL, you dork!
MSTieLyn:
History secret #158A: The 16th President visited a foreign planet.
GlitterRock:
*recording playing* "Howie, this is Teri. Remember that wild night after the last Radio Shack commercial? Well I'm pregnant, you jerk!"
PrezGAR:
I am Lexxus, the most powerful car in the two universes.
DanZero:
Concentration? Ok, let's concentrate on where the match is now...
sabcat:
This fall on the kids WB: "My Pikachu, the Car!"
Indomitus:
Bring beer and nachos.
Buffafuoco:
New marketing ploy: piss off Europeans by flicking them off.
Indomitus:
"C'mon, guys! Why do I always gotta be the pinata?"
MSTieLyn:
"...ribs, smothered with our special poseur sauce and served w/ salad or potato."
Indomitus:
I'm sure we all wish we were.
Kif:
Fireworks. One month early.
Hummer:
...the 4th of June, any questions?
shanky:
"I'd gladly give this guy the shirt off my back."
Kif:
Neil Armstrong's historic first words - "Holy fucking shit, I'm on the moon!"
Amon:
"Sir, what did you think of Jaws: The Revenge?" "Dumb-dumb. Dumb-dumb. Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb. Dumn-dumb-dumb-dumb."
Amon:
"You got a chip on your shoulder, son?" "No sir. That's a shark."
Amon:
"My brother is wearing a shark skin suit. Looks pretty good, huh?"