Mr_Grant:
When alarmed, the Gold's Gym Beaver slaps its large, flat tail to signal others of its kind.
Mr_Grant:
High on Pearl Drops Tooth Polish
Mr_Grant:
Her eyes follow you... creepy!
Loodvig:
Binge & Purge Fitness, member #243259042.
Loodvig:
"I was conceived in the back of a 59' Continental at the Starlite Drive-in!"
Mr_Grant:
How could anyone be this happy? Stop smiling! Stop it! STOP! STOP!!! *arrrghll...*
BurkeDevlin:
Whoever this is, it's her one day of fame, and we don't even know her name.
rick12string:
Calista Flockhart remembered...
Hireling:
Alley MacBeal fan club president Diane Smith had her first opinion.
Hireling:
Winner of the 2000 "Eat an apple through a fence" competition.
DiscoBoy:
No wonder SFC gets such lousy ratings -- they do all their research with Out of Focus Groups!
keepyourheadtothesky:
Andy Richter should have never left Conan. Now he's gaining weight again.
DiscoBoy:
Just when I thought I had seen everything on the internet -- Tinkerbell porn!
Mr_Grant:
...trapped at sea for 2 weeks with clowns, sideshow freaks and trapeze artists.
Amon:
And then... she walked out of my life. But, MAN! What an exit!
Amon:
I'll give you four guesses where the spare key is hidden.
Nos4a2:
Introducing the new Martha Stewart Home Pregnancy Test...
Amon:
BuckFifty's high school annual? Oh, wait, that doesn't say "hoser", does it?