YingYang:
Which one's the bigger bitch?
ABServo:
Wingspan... now with wings for extra protection!
GersonK:
Korea's most popular flavor of Cup-A-Noodle
Sanagi:
"Well, Hello Kitty may have no mouth, but the rest of the equipment is there."
Fujacko:
4 Hour Customer Service... that seems pretty accurate, actually.
terriangel:
Oh, no! Not the puppy eyes!
terriangel:
NO! I will peddle your crappy ravioli but I shall be strong! I will not eat it... I will not!
cscott:
("Did I have a family or something when I got here?... Oh well...")Oo.
GersonK:
"A mouse!"
Mr_Grant:
All right men, I want a hard target search. I know I lost my car keys around here somewhere.
Loodvig:
When it rains, it pours... *SMACK*
Corporal_Clegg:
When it rains... it pours. *THUMP*
Mr_Grant:
You WILL watch the MTV Movie Awards. You WILL watch the MTV Movie Awards. You WILL watch the MTV Movie Awards. You WILL watch the MTV Movie Awards...
DiggerSmolken:
"Well, Mom said I should get out of the basement and go outside, but I can't miss the Sliders marathon!!"
gowest:
Priceless!
Uncle_Amon:
Sounds like one of those colon movies... "Smoked Sausage: The Monica Lewenski Story"
NumanEllium:
Then God said, "Hmmm - the solar system isn't quite finished yet. Come back in another billion years or so."
Saltydog:
They found a third for their menage a trois on E-Bay.