matrix29:
Pok-e-mon? Flesh Gordon? What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Any hints?
screaming_fist:
The starship U.S.S. Hip-Hop
matrix29:
I admit it. I'm addicted to candy cigarettes and I won't be ashamed by it any longer.
mjt2256:
I never knew you would taste so good.
soth:
Pamela Anderson From: Soth
Geier:
Originally billed as "an orgiastic medley of near-orgasmic delight", Burger King later decided to tone down the rhetoric on which it couldn't really deliver.
soth:
Butterfly's Last View Cam
indyana007:
"Hey Frank! When you put this out of focus, the kid looks like an elf!"
abracadaver:
For just a dollar a day - the price of a cup of coffee - you can help focus this blurry little Ethiopian boy.
shanky:
"You're an actress, show me *bewildered*."
davedog:
Thong panties over a cauldron? What?
Mr_Grant:
--Honey, I love the new SUV! --Me too! *bump* -- What was that? ...Not sure, I think we ran over a VW bug...
nashtbrutusandshort:
...a noisy, smelly, whiny, hairless, mewling, puking mama's boy of a series.
Cam:
Claritin- for all your allergy needs
Verrada:
David Cassidy's first voting experience.
Amon:
...and Batman swoops down from the rafters to foil yet another of Shame's evil plans.
Amon:
"Damn. Pregnant again. I'm gonna read the instructions *THIS* time!"
Verrada:
Using an oyster shell on your car's paint will NOT, I repeat, NOT give you a pearl-like shine.