Short_Round:
"I am NOT a doofus!"
Erik_Dressel:
"No, I don't know Yoda. Confused, you must be. Drink this rum and coke, you will?"
Short_Round:
"...and with a wave of my hand... *POOF* It's gone!"
amycamus:
The mother hen stands silently, gazing over the terrible effects of DDT on her eggs.
Sailor_Saturn:
...be abducted by aliens and turned into a Nazi
Steelhawk:
...hit 'Refresh This.'
sabcat:
I'm afraid I can't allow that, Dave.
hobbies:
I always get my man, but I couldn't resist taking them to the nearest motel room!
Short_Round:
Right in front of you! With lots of KY and whipped cream!
Sailor_Saturn:
Hiel Jello!
easy_street:
I got a D in allegra. I was never good at math. Or spelling.
Short_Round:
After getting fired, Dr. Frazier Crane takes to the streets of Seattle for people to cure.
Nodrog_CRC:
"Make it quick. I'm due back on The Matrix set in five minutes."
sabcat:
...and when did you notice it had LSD in it?
sabcat:
A klingon Bird Of Prey can't fire while cloaked, Captain!
JohnSteed:
Tae Bo gets the "Who Wants to Be Millionaire" make-over.
sabcat:
Goldfish. Why do you ask?
Short_Round:
My dog. And if I catch him drinking out of the toilet again, so help me...