Jerijuana:
I'm a boxer. You can tell by my flattened features. Watch boxing. It don't hurt as bad as actually doing it. it. So play it safe: don't box. Just watch.
144b:
Again with the finger!!!
CapMidnight:
The Ziploc "finger" spokesman auditions with the Trojan corporation.
questor:
You'll love our papercup and taught string supersaver plan!
mistie406:
Extreme Finger-Pulling
cambria36:
Roselyn Carter squirms at the thought of another Bush in the White House.
Wicker_Chair:
"... all I can say is: Never make fun of Shat's hair to his face..."
DanZero:
"All right now, Mr. Screengrabber. You now run back to Sci-Fi HQ and tell the others what we've done!"
Wicker_Chair:
"... 7, 8, 9, 10... Ready or not, here I come."
144b:
All my life. I wanted to be a Ricky Nelson impersonator.
DanZero:
...for the immigrants!
rodicus:
Unless you aren't a foreigner.
Drumboy:
Free yellow sticker on every box
Acen_the_Jester:
*How to be sexy, leson number one* An extra undone button works for men or women. But make sure to never make eye contact as it can ruin your "aire"
Drumboy:
Yes... You are carrying 14 embryos... There's one there one there one there and there and there and there and here and over there and here and there...
darkchashy:
Well, it seems Christopher Columbus discovered a little more than the Americas.
Torgone:
2 seconds, and somebody will spit on you.
Loodvig:
John Bobbit has another nightmare...