Fuquad:
"Wanna touch my package?"
1600:
...server timed out... try again later...
CaveDweller:
Clorox makes baby wipes now?
CaveDweller:
Lesser known superheros: Erect Man (That joke can be taken LOTS of ways!)
DizzyBum:
Who ate all the pumpkin pie?!
BackgAmon:
"HEY! YOU! Got any lard?"
Loodvig:
"Whoop, hang on. I'm passing a slice of pizza through an aretery..."
Enapov:
How to put together your own Burger King dangerous toy...
GersonK:
Umm, I'm gonna have to ask for a refund on this SI highlights of Super Bowl XXXIV tape.
Amon_key:
"Honey! We really need to get that water conditioner."
GersonK:
"Yeah? We knew that little punk before he sold out to the man!"
Short_Round:
"If it's Baxter, tell him I'm not home."
JoeCrow:
$20 gets you done
BackgAmon:
Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter is hacking up hairballs again.
BackgAmon:
"See? You have to dial "1" before you call long distance."
BackgAmon:
"Tramp!" "Slut!" Skank!" Whore!" "Bitch!" "umm... a name so bad I can't even say it!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Excuse me, if you want to cap, go to your own damn computer.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Hey, I think it's great that you can lift the car and all, but how are you going to give the car a lube job while holding it?