Amon:
"Call to him, Sarah."
Amon:
This was bound to happen when they kept building skyscrapers higher and higher...
GlitterRock:
They protected our country, now inflict the horrid world of DOS on 'em!
Amon:
Looks like the Sliders ended up in Disco World this week.
gay_lisp_TM:
A toothbrush with a French-tickler?? ...Christ--even a toothbrush has a better sex life than me!
JediClone:
"Do what we say or your dog gets it!" "She'll pour herself into his water bowl, bitch! SHE'LL DO IT!"
Humoriste:
Oh really, NY? Well, here in MA, we have weather EVERY SECOND! READ IT AND WEEP, NY!!!
Amon:
"I am the ghost of overdue videos..."
gay_lisp_TM:
They better be careful, that's a good way to get crabs...
Amon:
"Hi. I'm Martha Rae. Feel free to stop my my brothel."
Xebek:
Kinda limits our options there, doesn't it?
alexgariepy:
And so the Dolphins move on to the next round of the playoffs where they'll face off against... the Browns?
YingYang:
It's better than him grabbing Uranus...
Amon:
Comes in man's condoms?
JMShearer:
"Oh, wait, this is superglue, not my Vicks Vapor Therapy tube. No wonder my nose is all stuffed up."
Soozcat:
Next on Celebrity Grudge Match, it's an all-out catfight when Xena meets Tina!
YingYang:
Spuds Mackenzie: The E! True Hollywood Story
nashtbrutusandshort:
My Dad. Such an optimist. "Here ya go, kid. Y'know, life for me peaked at five. It's all downhill from here. Well, happy birthday, son."