OccYuletide:
Based on the original 1960's series "Negro Scorpion", which was based on a series from the 50's whose name I can't reveal here.
JoeAnthrax:
And just as many Quarter Pounders with Cheese eaten during the filming of these... Go figure.
JoeAnthrax:
I see Elton John has been donating some clothing to homeless children this year...
Heisenberg:
Pete Townshend as the Riddler in the blockbuster film of the season: Baba and Robin Begin the Beguine
cambria36:
A beer can will sit nicely on her head, even when she's busy.
schtubby:
In an ironic twist of fate, Bob is beaten to death with one of the household products he forgot to use.
Hinermad:
Contains motor oil and teflon - the slipperiest substance on earth. Do not use near cliffs of freeway overpasses...
Mizgiwir:
That'll be $5.00. Please come to the kissing booth again... Please?
Mizgiwir:
Yes, our brand of chicken-wire even keeps out 80's musicians!
Mizgiwir:
Yes, these are some pictures of the one I love. If you have seen him, please contact me at 1-800-318-2929.
cambria36:
This should take care of Mrs. Bush's vibrator until she gets to the White House.
Amon:
I think this is false advertising. One bottle of wine won't get you this many cherries.
ArchHallJr:
Touched By An Angel... 20 Years Later starring Shelly Long.
rickubis:
Please send us money. For a generous contribution, we'll send *you* pictures of Sally Struthers eating these children.
Amon:
And only one. Don't try to save any more, or it's the death penalty.
BlakHat1:
OK he's brown on this side, flip him over!
Amon:
Looks like the carbonite hasn't protected Han Solo as much as C-3PO said it would.
Agent_Moldy:
And in "her own, personal hell" news, Martha Stewart will be playing Frenchie in "Grease 2000." "But... but pink just ISN'T a good hair color!"