Steelhawk:
"Captain, I don't mean to alarm you, but there's a small planet crawling up your back." "Ew, ew, ew! Squish it, squish it!"
Mr_Grant:
I'm leaving to become Jerry's press secretary!
PrezGAR:
Does my bone look big to you?
alexgariepy:
MEDLAB! This is Sinclair! ... ... Shit, I got my name wrong! ARGH!
Steelhawk:
*sniff* "Man, I love that new peach-scented soap they put in the men's room."
GlitterRock:
Oh no! Stephen's cubed it on stims again!
GlitterRock:
"I had a strange dream. Mistah Gaibaldi, you... you were there! And Auntie Em, you... you were there, too!"
GlitterRock:
Five seconds earlier, he told Doyle, "I'm voting for Sherman. What's it to ya??"
alexgariepy:
Hey, arent you the guy from "Crusade"?
PrezGAR:
Those human bullies turned me upside down, and cleaned their toilets with me.
Gorebot2000:
"You mever heard of a little movie called 'Animal House?' Buy a copy if you ever see it. I need the royalties."
GlitterRock:
"Good evening, Captain Sheridan. Enter freely and of your own will..."
MrAtomik:
Trick Or Treat
alexgariepy:
We heard something from the B5 pilot that G'Kar likes to sneak on fish. Well, we're worried, paranoid and mindless. HELP US!
GlitterRock:
Londo and Vir check out Garibaldi's cartoon collection. They're shocked at the sight of Bambi's mother's death.
MrAtomik:
The new Remington Backhander, for a smoother, closer shave
MrAtomik:
Babylon 5, it ain't perfect, but its all mine, and I'm makin' sure EVERYONE gets free Tang
GlitterRock:
Roto-Rooter will snake *any* drain!