gleeb:
"The Great Divide"? Was that Willie's error in computing his taxes?
ABServo:
Mah face is burnin'!
GlitterRock:
"Call my Psychic Friends Network now, and talk to Jesus!"
YibbleGuy:
Singing his new hit "My Neck Looks Like A Road Map Of West Virginia."
Cyberbeast:
When No Doubt's drummer claimed backstage that he had bigger boobs than Gwen, she didn't expect him to prove it.
GlitterRock:
I said they could film at the GlitterDome as long as they gave me my own time to perform. Unfortunately, I chose to debut my new mind-control song, "Give Norah Jones Every Friggin' Award There Is!"
HughMac_capper:
Aretha Franklin and Bonnie Raitt were married today in a civil ceremony....
gleeb:
When threatened, she raises that frill to scare off her enemies.
tinaw:
We only do this out of tradition now. . .sorta like Christmas.
ABServo:
Norah Jones won everything! Good night! Drive safely!
HughMac_capper:
Oops, they put Jackie Chan in the wrong seat.
TheDiva:
Wearing Elton John's old glasses, I see.
ABServo:
o0Well, I'm running out of money again; better dig up a few more of John's "lost" recordings again! Yeah, "lost"! I've got a whole warehouse full of 'em!
AlanPartridge:
He basically is at the sight of J-Lo's new Transparent Top.
Cyberbeast:
Already?