HughMac_capper:
WHAT, ME WORRY?
ABServo:
He started a joke by having this picture taken!
ABServo:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Dammit! I thought it would be so cool to play an astroturf guitar! What the hell what I thinking?? Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!....
AlanPartridge:
o/ If you cant find Osama, Bomb Iraq o/
ABServo:
In other words: It's fixed! We thought Norah Jones was hot, and we decided to give her all the awards!
ABServo:
Can't wait for the sequel: Yelpin' and Squealin' the Blues!
ABServo:
Please, Norah! Can I have just one of your awards?
ABServo:
His ship sailed a long time ago!
HughMac_capper:
"C'mon..c'mon Grandma....you're not supposed to be up here....let's go..." "Hi, Cousin Freddie! Hi! Lookame, I'm on TV!" "Yeah....C'mon Gramdma...Cousin Freddie died 25 years ago... Let's get back to the home....You've gotta take your pill...."
TheDiva:
And the sad thing is, they're probably the best dressed couple there.
ABServo:
Scarecrow and Glenda the Good Witch make a cameo appearance!
ABServo:
Hee hee! I'm having a great time! o0(Norah Jones, the f---ing bitch has to win all the f---ing awards! I'm the one who sang with Santana, dammit!)
ABServo:
Michelle Branch is after me! Please hide me!!
HughMac_capper:
Sorry Bruce, I don't care how friggin' powerful in the music business you are, but you CAN'T part the Red Sea!
ABServo:
Fine! Screw you! I don't need your stupid award! *sniff*