porpoise:
Riverwalk is hopping today.
AuldlangBServo:
The last thing Mighty Mouse saw before being cancelled!
AuldlangBServo:
But mommy, can't I eat just one??
porpoise:
I'm leaving Po land and moving to Richland.
porpoise:
"May I help you?" "Yes, I'd like to reserve an ass. I need to make an aservation."
porpoise:
Hey, everyone, party at the Alamo.
AuldlangBServo:
*sigh* There's way too much violins on television!
Moatas:
I thought I had struck a chord with her, instead I find she was just stringing me along
Laura_zwei_tausend_drei:
But I can't play the base.
AuldlangBServo:
Excuse me, have you seen my heart?? I seem to have left it here!
porpoise:
AP- woman gets plucked. Mistaken for peacock.
Mr_Grant:
*trolley pulls up next to other trolley* ~Pardon me, would you have any Rice-A-Roni? ~But of course!
GersonK:
Why is he dressed as a leather sofa?
shanky panky:
"ATKP" Assuming the kissing position."
LauraPowers_of_Love:
"You ate garlic bread, didn't you?"