Amon:
Mary didn't see pink elephants when drunk. Instead, she saw an albino elephant named "Knock-a-Knock".
Cornbread_Stuffing_Reeves:
...and they're Republicans! Well, doesn't that just put the whole thing in perspective!
Generik:
"It's so great to be young, rich and white in the Eisenhower Era."
Generik:
They're all so much happier since they removed the seats from those things.
AcranBerryServo:
...and the men who love them! Next on Oprah!...
TyranoturkeyRex:
"PUMAT: The Movie"
Amon:
"I proclaim today, Thursday, the gayest day of the year!"
turkubis_with_gravy:
It's King VitaMan!
AcranBerryServo:
Egoiste! Egoiste!! EGOISTE!!!
TyranoturkeyRex:
"Anybody know how to squeel like a pig here?
Torgone_Giblets:
She seems nice.
AcranBerryServo:
Don Henley, 1979
AcranBerryServo:
Pole dancing in the wilderness!
AcranBerryServo:
Three Jills and a Jack
AcranBerryServo:
Wow! That's some hairdo!