tinaw:
Kiss' re-enactment of the Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial gone wrong.
ABServo:
Say, anyone seen my pick around here? I could've sworn I left it-- DYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
ABServo:
DYAHHH!! It's Tickle Me Elmo!!! He's gone MAD!!!!!
tinaw:
The stadiums booking agent was fired today when a gay mime convention and a Kiss convention both were booked for the same day.
BlakHat1:
Someone tell KISS the PMRC is here?
ABServo:
Linda Ronstadt, Neil Young and David Crosby step in to save the day!
Cyberbeast:
oO Damn, I got another splinter in my tongue.
ABServo:
Hey, King George!! PHHHHHHHTTTTT!!
ABServo:
Watch out guys! I'm about to play.... ....a THIRD chord!!! *crowd gasps!!*
chebwa:
.o( Now to just hold my breath for a few minutes, and my decor will be complete! )
ABServo:
um.... Hideous control now?....
ABServo:
o\~ In just seven days.... I can make you a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! o\~
ABServo:
o\~ HEEEEEEEEEYYYY MACARENA!!!! o\~
TheLurker:
o/` With a pickle mind/ we kick the nipple beer/ steady as a goat/ we're flying over trout o/`
ABServo:
ONE MORE TIME!! o\~ Billy, Don't Be A Hero... Don't be a fool with your life... o\~