ABServo:
Brother of I.P. Frehley
LongLiveRock:
Meanwhile at a Bay City Rollers concert!
YibbleGuy:
Paul Stanley gives himself a hernia attempting to lift Gene Simmons' massive ego.
ABServo:
Dude!! Ace Frehley took my stash again!!
BlakHat1:
"All I said was let them eat cake!"
Cyberbeast:
Does anything really *star* Peter Criss?
BlakHat1:
Hey guys, it's a double-necked guitar! Why can't you SHARE?!?
ABServo:
"*I* wanna rock and roll all night!!" "No, *I* wanna rock and roll all night!!" "No, *I* wanna rock and roll all night!!"
ABServo:
Excuse me, I'm officer England Dan, and this is officer John Ford Coley. We just have a few questions for you...
ABServo:
HEY, that's Free Parking!! You can't put a Hotel there!!
tinaw:
I wonder if there are any french fries left in there?
Cyberbeast:
Just as Roger Ebert was about to give his review of "Anaconda", he spots Jon Voight in the crowd holding the severed head of Gene Shallat. And suddenly he's not feeling quite so critical.
BlakHat1:
"Tipper Gore really has us this time, Guys!"
tinaw:
"And we would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cappers!"
ABServo:
Gene: "o\~ We're all killed by a yellow sudden beam... o\~" Paul: "Oh, shut up!!"