Splarka:
"I told him we already got one *snicker*"
twilight23:
The ENRON employee cafeteria
Vaelyn:
Can I get a new liver from that?
twilight23:
Refresh! Damn it Refresh
ABServo:
Dammit, Claude Raines, you've been in front of that vending machine for five days now!!! Would you make up your mind already???
ABServo:
Home video of a young Troy Aikman receiving his first concussion...
ABServo:
The Houston Texans' expansion draft hasn't gone as well as I'd hoped...
JohnSteed:
The only reason he can do that is because their opponents are crashed after their cocaine high has worn off.
ABServo:
My name is Luka; I repair cars upstairs from you...
CrazyBob:
In an exquisitly ironic twist, O.J. Simpson was electrocuted today when he was working on his fuse box
MrAtomik:
There's that ringing sound again, why the heck do I have a randomly ringing thing anyway?
ABServo:
Hey, check this out! "Do you like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain??" Sounds like my kinda woman!
ABServo:
Nashville Skyline??
ABServo:
You know, I'm starting to think "Loaded Weapon 1" was a bad call...
ABServo:
Angelo Moore of Fishbone was an entertainer in the old west??