Lanzman:
Now with fresh lemon scent!
GlitterRock:
1984: Michael Jackson's hair catches on fire while filming a Pepsi commercial.
ABServo:
Show her that a diamond makes up for forgetting her anniversary, getting drunk, calling her a "fat cow", sleeping with your secretary, and running over her cat!
Lanzman:
An aging Isaac tries to forget those wonderful years on the Love Boat in the face of the horrible mess his life has become.
GlitterRock:
o/~ Choppin' broccoli.... choppin' broccoli... o/~
ABServo:
Aunt Jemima, spilling syrup all over her new tablecloth, decides to enter a new business!
GlitterRock:
oO0 My life my love and my lady may be the sea.... but the sea don't French on the first date! MMmmmmm... 0Oo
ABServo:
"Is there a stalker in here waiting to kill me??" "Um, no, it's just... um I mean... meoww... meoww..."
GlitterRock:
"What's so important that it interrupted my shower? I was just in the middle of soaping my breasts...caressing them, warm suds moving along my flesh..."
GlitterRock:
Mystery Dreadlock Theater 3000
ABServo:
Because We're Not Enron!
GlitterRock:
Russell Crowe's future, circa 2038.
ABServo:
Oh no, I'm not turning up the thermostat so you'll feel hot and start taking your clothes off!! Don't be silly!!
ABServo:
Oh no!! It's raining!! I'm stuck out here.... while the water slowly trickles down my smooth arms and legs... and my wet clothes cling to my luscious body....
Soozcat:
Welcome to Seattle.