Bassmann:
"The Spike, Buffy, Willow & Zander reunion... 2035, only on Sci-Fi."
anti_hero:
"Without A Paddle" test audience
Cagey_Bee:
For this woman beer IS a beauty aid!
Cagey_Bee:
Ever shoot flies with spray adhesive? Bzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz psssst-thub bathubbathud...
STAR_GATE:
Now Presenting: ONE FULL WEEK OF A FROZEN PIC!! This is just incredible! Sunday Aug 8th to Sunday, Aug 15th!! EXORCISE this woman!! Fleet Enema her!! Flush!!
Datazoid1701:
The spark has gone out of our marriage. I want a divorce.
Datazoid1701:
You have been declared legally dead. The County Coroner is on his way to frisk you.
CheckmateKing2:
On tonight's Twilight Zone, Terror in the Trailer Park Wax Museum.
CheckmateKing2:
On VH1's Where Are They Now, WWF Babes of the 80's.
CheckmateKing2:
Man in lower corner: "I been stuck here so long, she's startin' to look like a hottie!"
cappin_kirk:
"I was abandoned as a child, right here in this theater."
GooberBreath:
Her hair was cutting-edge when this picture got frozen. Now it's so yesterday!