LauraSupernaturalPowers:
"Look at that chewing gum walk." "Ve-ry Wrigley."
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
"Pull it or you're fired."
cam-o-lantern36:
Pull my finger, young man!
GizMonster:
"I want you to pull my finger, Gillis."
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Back off Austin, I know Judo!"
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
"Hold up, boys. First of all, you need to stop in the name of love and think it o-o-ver."
Amon_ster:
"Woah! Hold on just a rock-pickin' minute there! I'm NOT Tor Johnson! No need to be rude."
cam-o-lantern36:
I plan to let my eyebrows grow long, and then comb 'em back.
GizMonster:
"Take my hand. I'm a stranger in paradise." "No, actually this is an office building." "Damn."
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Remember, not only am I the president of bald club for men, I'm also a member."
elDeKapitanator:
"Whoa, let's not get ahead of ourselves. We can open up the Stargate later, when we're all not wasted."
AustinThreeSixteen:
"You give Tor big hug, that make Tor feel happy."
Amon_ster:
"Don't cry, Mr. Whipple. I want to introduce you to someone. This Rock McHardslab. He's gonna make sure no one else squeezes the Charmin."
cam-o-lantern36:
Gosh, dad... Shouldn't you be giving that dead guy CPR instead of what you're doing??!!??
elDeKapitanator:
"Tobacco companies have secretly projected what their sales would be if they can sell cigarettes to babies. This is what we know. Imagine what we don't." *The Truth*
Amon_ster:
"See? This isn't enough money! We need to target children under the age of ten. We need MORE MONEY!!!"
Generik:
"What? You got a problem with Gerber's Pureed Snuff and Sugar Frosted Cigar Butts?"
cam-o-lantern36:
Life ain't even worth livin' without an occasional humbar.